S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
We are two peas in an std pod
Dude, they're still mid-coitus. Pretty sure running in to high five my roommate mid-thrust is a mood-breaker.
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
Randomize
