The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
She invited me to an Eagles game, I mean that is almost better then if she told me she could only function with large amounts of semen in her system at all times.
so he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
Randomize
