now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
it was like his penis was on wheels.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
one of my coworkers wanted to look something up on YouTube on my tablet. I didn't know how to explain why my most recent search was "girl fucks dog."
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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