yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
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