So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
I think my nap took me to another dimension
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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