I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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