I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
Side Note: Everyone in my office is getting engaged and having baby showers. And I'm all like, fuck your joy, I just want more string cheese in my life.
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
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