am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
Drake has all the answers
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
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