You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
He texted me for a bootycall at 2:00am so I rolled outta bed and shaved my legs but then he decided he wasn't coming over...he lost his bootycall privileges
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
I'm instituting a new rule. If you wake me up at 3am about wrinkled blankets, I get to throat punch you
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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