I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
My life has hit rock bottom, I'm watching a movie on lifetime about retarded people falling in love. And I'm jealous of their relationship.
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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