I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
she woke me up with a blowjob, mickey mouse pancakes, a mugshot of my ex in county jail, and tequilla. Do you know if she fucked someone behind my back or did i win the vagina lottery?
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
COCAINE IS GR8
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
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