wakey wakey hands off snakey
HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
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