I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
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