Nicole vs. Life
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
So the woman who sold us weed at the park is pregnant. With another small child. And the basket she used to carry the joints is decorated with Barney stickers.
She's like a yuppie Nancy Botwin. She just gets better and better.
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
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