absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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