how do flat chested girls get laid?
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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