don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
You know what, I don't care that I got too drunk and didn't make it into the boat party. If I had, I probably wouldn't have peed on you later while we soundly slept. I feel you need that in a best friendship.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
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