laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
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