you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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