oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
If you start sounding at all like you're even remotely in love, expect a lecture on the merits of being a single woman with a vibrator.
This is why we're friends.
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
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