She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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