Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
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