i don't like sucking hair
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
You were drunkenly dancing with a statue you affectionately referred to as "The Captain." I wasn't going to deny your happiness.
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