It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
There's an amish chick decked out in amish clothes on a cell phone staring at me.
I'm not really that drunk, but I think vampires should glow in the dark because otherwise it's just unfair
Found more tequila
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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