I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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