so i woke up with ketchup and a sticky boob on my face...this is a new low
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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