so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
he fucked my hip out of place.
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
We're not piercing ourselves today.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
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