I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
only you would photoshop your dick
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
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