remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
There was jim beam in your oven. I just preheated it.
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
I am sitting on the floor by my oven watching my cookie dough blossom. This is a whole new level of fat
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
I think we r still a few steps from ex sex. In fact, that's never going to happen. I'm just saying on the seething-chemical-fire-of-emotional-distress-to-post -relationship-intercourse scale, I'm closer to fucking than throttling. Progress is fun.
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
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