At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
She said her name was "party"
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
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