I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
The last thing I searched on my phone was "leave in conditioner on cats." This is where my life is.
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
Randomize
