If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
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