Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
I just woke up in my closet, wearing a pink cowboy hat and a pink thong...
I want my thong back.
I hate you tequila.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
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