so explain again why im purple
no
when i say i joined a midget dating site why do u assume i was drunk
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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