How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
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