Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
She swung at the pinata with crutches
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
I have so many feelings about this burrito
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
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