at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
That was before I lit my hair on fire
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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