It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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