You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
the guy at the pet shop just had an eye seizure while looking at my chest
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
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