So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
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