Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
She dumped me and then asked if I wanted to come to her improv show. Fuck theatre majors, man.
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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