I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
no more duck duck goose at the bar
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
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