Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
Im sorry for drunkenly throwing your phone into the ocean. At the time it seemed like a good way for you not to text him
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
We don't watch enough power rangers
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
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