It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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