he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
Saw my doctor at the bar. He bought me a drink. I think he was looking up my medical record on his phone because he suddenly had to go. syphilis continues to fuck with my life
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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