Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
i out mim tonsoeep
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
Randomize
