i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
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