we have officially mastered the walk of shame
i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
If I hear the phrase 'these unprecedented times' one more time I'm putting my foot up someone's ass.
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