so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
I told her I had to go to work this morning, got fully dressed in a suit, walked her out, drove around the block, parked, and walked right back in my apt and went back to sleep..
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
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