can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
when i got to my bed there was a handwritten note that said "wash the sheets." sleeping on the couch.
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
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